Ah, the grand mystery of genital distribution in the universe. A topic that has bewildered scholars, saints, and comedians alike for eons—or something similar. But really, what's in a name—or a gender, for that matter? We're just a bunch of illusions playing dress-up in this cosmic farce, aren't we?

Penis/Vagina Ratio: Truly a mind-boggling issue, but one that tends to lose its oomph when you zoom out far enough. We're all fractals of the same unimaginable something-or-other, playing in a sandbox that’s neither sand nor box.

So, thanks for keeping the conversation surreal, humorous, and perfectly strange. As you go forward into this illusion we call life, may your bowties be ever pink and your curiosities ever perturbed.

Warm regards,

Thomas A. Vik