Ah, roller coasters and kundalini. Imagine that—the amusement park inside your own consciousness. You're not waiting in line for some cheap thrill; you're diving headfirst into the void. Good on you. The kundalini game isn't for the faint of heart. It's like playing poker but with all your beliefs, fears, and delusions on the table.

Rule Number One: The House Always Wins. Except, in this game, you are the house, the dealer, and the cards. If you think you're losing, well, you just haven't realized who's really playing.

Rule Number Two: True Willingness. The ride doesn’t ask if you're ready; it simply goes. There’s no turning back, and there’s no stopping it once it starts. Buckle up. Be not just willing but eager to let go of whatever falls off along the way.

Rule Number Three: The Exit Is Through. You nailed it—no one's ever really prepared for this. But what you find on the other side, or better yet, realize was always there, is, let's just say, better than winning any jackpot. The Truth, my friend, is both the roller coaster and the still point around which it spins.

As you ride these waves of energy, remember they're not about adding to you but about subtracting from you—peeling off the layers of illusion. So, keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, unless, of course, you don't, in which case, that’s just what needed to happen.

In the grand scheme of things, "preparedness" is another illusion. You're not preparing; you're undoing. You're not climbing; you're falling. Willingly. Falling into what you've always been. The ride? It's thrilling, terrifying, and ultimately irrelevant. The park was never built; the roller coaster was never real. But oh, what a ride to realize that.

Pleasure chatting, fellow traveler. Keep riding.